All About Men

Joke ID#3806
Funny (2.92)
Rating (1.79)
CategoryMen / Women  
Submitted ByAnchMike
Corrected By jiffyiscool
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Men are like ..... Laxatives ..... They irritate the shit out of you.

Men are like ... Bananas ..... The older they get, the less firm they are.

Men are like ... Vacations ..... They never seem to be long enough.

Men are like ... Weather ..... Nothing can be done to change them.

Men are like ... Blenders ..... You need one, but you're not quite sure why.

Men are like ... Chocolate Bars ... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.

Men are like ... Coffee ..... The best ones are rich, warm, & can keep you up all night.

Men are like ... Commercials ..... You can't believe a word they say.

Men are like ... Department Stores ...Their clothes are always 1/2 off.

Men are like ... Government Bonds ...They take soooooooo long to mature.

Men are like ... Mascara ..... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

Men are like ... Popcorn ..... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

Men are like ... Snowstorms ..... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

Men are like ... Lava Lamps ... Fun to look at, but not very bright.

Men are like .. Parking Spots ...All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped

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Posted by juggleboy502 Jul 08, 2005

haha, i like the first one!

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Posted by imlaughin Aug 08, 2005

lol , ive heard some of these b4, my friend told me the last 1

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Posted by erniedingus Aug 24, 2005

heard most o deese b4 but derse sum new 1s i aint heard, ive sent em 2 ma bezzie m8 hu i no wil prob send em 2 her boyfriend an his m8s, thx 4 da laughs!!!!

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