After a Few Years of Married Life...

Joke ID#3803
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Submitted ByAnchMike
Corrected By Fathead
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After a few years of married life, a man finds that he is unable to perform. He goes to his doctor, and his doctor tries a few things but nothing works. Finally the doctor says to him: "This is all in your mind," and refers him to a psychiatrist.

After a few visits, the shrink confesses: "I am at a loss as to how you could possibly be cured." Finally the psychiatrist refers him to a witch doctor.

The witch doctor says: "I can cure this." He throws some powder on a flame, and there is a flash with billowing blue smoke. The witch doctor says: "This is powerful healing, but you can only use it once a year! All you have to do is say '1-2-3' and it shall rise for as long as you wish!"

The guy then asks the witch doctor: "What happens when it's over?"

The witch doctor says: "All you or your partner has to say is '1234' and it will go down. But be warned; it will not work again for a year!"

The guy goes home and that night he is ready to surprise his wife with the good news. So, he is lying in bed with her and says: "1-2-3" and suddenly he gets an erection.

His wife turns over and says: "What did you say '1-2-3' for?"

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Posted by kelsey777 Sep 17, 2005


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Posted by ntsoaky Aug 08, 2006

poor poor guy.

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Posted by locked_in_hell Aug 28, 2006


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Posted by cheesetoast Mar 28, 2007

Well written! That's what makes a joke.

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Posted by angel_girl Dec 19, 2008

I dont get it.......

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Posted by Fathead Aug 20, 2011

"1-2-3 for" sounds like "1-2-3-4", which cancels the effect.

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