Most Romantic First Line...


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Submitted ByAnchMike
Corrected By DennysGirl
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Need help coming up with that perfect ditty for your better (or worse) half? Perhaps these will help inspire you!

--These are entries to a competition asking for a rhyme with the most romantic first line but least romantic second line:

Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
but I only slept with you, cause I was pissed

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head

Of loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face

I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brother

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot
This describes everything you are not

I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that paper bag off of your face

I love your smile, your face, and your eyes-
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

Every time I see your face
I wish I were in outer space

I saw your face as you walked by
but then I saw a better guy

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life

I see your face when I am dreaming
That's why I always wake up screaming

My love you take my breath away
What have you stepped in to smell this way?

My feelings for you no words can tell
Except for maybe "go to hell"

What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime




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Posted by buttons Oct 06, 2005

This is excellent. Have to remember to use a few!!

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Posted by flirtygirly Dec 30, 2005

That's cool i like this one it made my favs!

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Posted by salem33466 Oct 06, 2007

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