Italian Christmas

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Christmas Italian Style

'Twas the night before Christmas,
Da whole house was mella
Not a creature was stirrin',
Cuz I had a gun unda my pilla.

When up on da roof
I heard somethin' pound,
I sprung to da window,
To scream, "YO! Keep it down!"

When what to my
Wonderin' eyes should appear,
But da Don of all elfs,
And eight friggin' reindeer!

Wit' slicked back black hair,
And a silk red suit,
Don Santa wuz here,
And he brought all da loot!

Wit' a slap to dare snouts,
And a yank on dare manes,
He cursed and he shouted,
And he called dem by name.

"Yo Tony, Yo Frankie,
Yo Vinny, Yo Vito,
Ay Joey, Ay Paulie,
Ay Pepe, Ay Guido!"

As I drew out my gun
And hid by da bed,
He flew troo da winda
And slapped me 'side da head.

"What da hell you doin'
Pullin' a gun on da Don?
Now all you're gettin' is coal,
You friggin' moron!"

Den pointin' a fat finga
Right unda my nose,
He twisted his pinky ring,
And up da chimney he rose.

He sprang to his sleigh,
Obscenities screamin',
Away dey all flew,
Before he troo dem a beatin'

Den I heard him yell out,
What I did least expect,
"Merry Friggin' Christmas to all,
And yous better show some respect!"

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Posted by marymary Apr 30, 2003

that is absolutely hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Posted by knightdog Feb 20, 2005

It's funny, but how is it an insult?

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Posted by scouttrooper Feb 22, 2005

It is an insult to Italians. Funny.

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Posted by bunnyman123 Apr 09, 2005


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Posted by tjm531 Jun 07, 2005

That was so lame, I couldn't make it the whole way through it.

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Posted by Tulip Aug 27, 2005

hey if u dont mind me sayin "dat wuz pretty good." and funny as hell

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Posted by Tongue-Twister Sep 25, 2005


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Posted by celanba Feb 18, 2006

This is a really nasty steriotype.

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Posted by QueenTakhisis Nov 03, 2006

it's in the "insult" category, of course it's nasty!

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Posted by breakagex Jul 01, 2007

Great joke. I must remember to show this to my Italian friend sometime.

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