Death Row (Newfie Joke)

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There was a German, an Italian and a Newfie on death row. The warden gave them a choice of three ways to die.....
1. To be shot
2. To be hung
3. To be injected with the AIDS virus for a slow death

The German said, "Shoot me right in the head." Boom, he was dead instantly.

The Italian said "Just hang me." With a snap of the rope he was dead.

Then the Newfie said, "Give me some of that AIDS stuff." They gave him the shot and the Newfie fell down laughing. The guards looked at each other and wondered what was wrong with this guy.

The Newfie said "Give me another one of those shots." The guards injected him again and now the Newfie was laughing so hard that tears rolled down his cheeks and he was doubled over laughing.

Finally the warden said "What is wrong with you?"
The Newfie replied, "You guys are so stupid...............I'm wearing a condom."

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Posted by sunnyday311 Dec 19, 2005

What's a Newfie?

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Posted by taran083 Dec 26, 2005

a male blonde (or maybe the name of the person who wrote the joke ^_^

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Posted by Celanba Apr 02, 2006

No, a Newfie is someone from Newfoundland in Canada

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