A Father Watched His Daughter...

Joke ID#3696
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Submitted ByAnchMike
Corrected By boodler
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A father watched his daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and innocent his little girl was.

He went over to her and noticed she was looking at two spiders mating. "Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked. "They're mating," her father replied. "What do you call the spider on top, Daddy?" she asked. "That's a daddy longlegs," her father answered. "So, the other one is a mommy longlegs?" the little girl asked.

"No," her father replied. "Both of them are daddy longlegs." The little girl thought for a moment, then took her foot and stomped them flat. "Well, we're not having THAT sort of thing going on in our garden".

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Posted by Gr8Girl Jun 24, 2004

Great Joke

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Posted by limefruitycutie Aug 28, 2005

funny joke man

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Posted by teen_wiz May 31, 2006

ROTF! VERY VERY good!!!!

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