Naughty Rabbit


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Joke ID#3685
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Submitted ByAnchMike
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A woman walks into a vet's waiting room. She's dragging a wet rabbit on a leash. The rabbit does NOT want to be there.

"Sit, Fluffy," she says.

Fluffy glares at her, sopping wet, jumps up on another customer's lap, getting water all over him.

"I said 'SIT'! Now there's a good Fluffy," says the woman, slightly embarrassed.

Fluffy, wet already, squats in the middle of the room and pees. The woman, mortally embarrassed, shouts, "Darn it Fluffy, will you be good?!"

Fluffy then starts a fight with a Doberman and pursues it out of the office.

As the woman leaves to go after it, she turns to the rest of the flabbergasted customers and says, "Pardon me, I've just washed my hare and I can't do a thing with it!




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Posted by books_i_luv Feb 19, 2005

I dont think this is funny i found it highly boring

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