Innocent Giving


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Joke ID#3614
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Submitted ByAnchMike
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Every Sunday, a little old lady placed $1,000 in the collection plate. This went on for weeks until the priest, overcome with curiosity, approached her.

"Sister, I couldn't help but notice that you put $1,000 a week in the collection plate," he stated.

"Why yes," she replied, "every week my son sends me money, and what I don't need I give to the church."

"That's wonderful, how much does he send you?"

"Oh, $2,000 a week."

"Your son is very successful, what does he do for a living?"

"He is a veterinarian," she answered.

"That is a very honorable profession. Where does he practice?"

"Well, he has one cat house in Kansas City and another in Dallas."




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Posted by erniedingus Aug 21, 2005

wot?? i dun getit???

Comment score: 3  

Posted by idiot_genius May 12, 2006

cathouse=whorehouse (i dunno, im just guessing here)

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