On the First Day...

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Submitted ByAnchMike
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On the first day of their Honeymoon, the blonde bride slipped into a sexy but sweet nightie and, with great anticipation, crawled into bed, only to find that her new Catholic husband had settled down on the couch.

When she asked him why he was apparently not going to make love to her, he replied, "Because it's Lent."

Almost in tears, she remarked, "Well, that is the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard! To whom did you lend it, and for how long?"

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Posted by phantomgal Sep 03, 2005

thats pretty funny

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Posted by schatzy228 Nov 22, 2005


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Posted by undercover_joker May 03, 2006

i didnt get it at first but when i did i found it hilarious

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