Balloon Ride

Joke ID#36
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Submitted ByStevo
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Jim is in a hot-air balloon, completely lost. He sees a man in a field below and flies down to him.

"Excuse me sir, but can you tell me where I am?"

The man in the field replied "You're in a balloon."

Jim said "You're an engineer, aren't you?"

"Why yes, I am. How did you know?"

"Because you gave me a perfectly logical, yet completely useless answer."

Jim continued flying, when he saw another man in a field. "Excuse me, sir, but can you tell me where I am?" he asked.

"Well, you're about two miles north of Ogdenville. If you go to the west side of town you'll find an airstrip that you can safely land on."

Jim replied "Thank you very much, sir. That was extremely helpful. Say, I'll bet you're a manager, aren't you?"

"Why yes, I am, how did you know?"

"Because your pants are on backward".

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Posted by datra16 Mar 21, 2003


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Posted by einat17 Oct 03, 2003


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Posted by absy Dec 08, 2003

i don't either..

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Posted by bigdog0316 Jan 11, 2005

im guessing managers screwing secretaries and he didnt pay attention when he put clothes back on, but not quite sure either.that would be my only guess.managers arent really in the blond category so to speak.

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Posted by boodler May 24, 2006

I think what he is trying to say is that managers are not very bright, so could easily put his pants on backwards?

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