Joke ID#3598
Funny (2.92)
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Submitted ByAnchMike
Corrected By insane_21_gr
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A kindergarden teacher had a pupil tell her he had found a frog.

She inquired as to whether it was dead or alive.

"Dead," she was informed.

"How do you know?" she asked.

"Because I pissed in his ear," said the child innocently.

"You did WHAT?" squealed the teacher in surprise.

"You know," explained the boy,

"I leaned over and went 'Pssst'. He didn't move!"

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Posted by aeropostale101 Jan 15, 2004


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Posted by BrownEyes May 31, 2005

Yes, so cute.

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