Secret Service

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A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands. He grabbed my friend by the hand and pulled him aside:

The Pastor said to him, "You need to join the Army of the Lord!"

My friend replied, "I'm already in the Army of the Lord, Pastor."

Pastor questioned, "How come I don't see you except at Christmas and Easter?"

He whispered back, "I'm in the secret service."

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Posted by darthforman May 03, 2005

ha, ha, ha!!!!!!!!!!!! lol very funny.

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Posted by violasrule May 03, 2005

that was really stupid

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Posted by Celanba Apr 16, 2006

I'm pretty sure this is a dupe

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Posted by ntsoaky Dec 08, 2006

dupe of which joke, Celanba?

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