Called to Serve


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Joke ID#3526
Funny (2.15)
Rating (0.86)
CategoryLawyer  
Submitted ByAnchMike
Corrected By boodler
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Mrs. Hunter was called to serve for jury duty, but asked to be excused because she didn't believe in capital punishment and didn't want her personal thoughts to prevent the trial from running its proper course.

But the public defender liked her thoughtfulness and tried to convince her that she was appropriate to serve on the jury.

"Madam," he explained, "this is not a murder trial! It's a simple civil lawsuit. A wife is bringing this case against her husband because he gambled away the $12,000 he had promised to use to remodel the kitchen for her birthday."

"Well, okay," agreed Mrs. Hunter, "I'll serve. I guess I could be wrong about capital punishment after all!"




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Posted by violasrule May 10, 2006

HA hA that was funny, keep 'em comin

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