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Top Ten signs your co-worker is a computer hacker

10. You ticked him off once and your next phone bill was for $20,000.
9. He's won the Publisher's Clearing House sweepstakes 3 years running.
8. When asked for his phone number, he gives it in hex.
7. Seems strangely calm whenever the office computer network goes down.
6. Somehow gets HBO on his PC at work.
5. Mumbled, "Oh, puh-leeez" 95 times during the movie "The Net."
4. Massive 401k contribution made in half-cent increments.
3. His video dating profile lists "public-key encryption" among hobbies.
2. When his computer starts up, you hear, "Good Morning, Mr. President."
1. You hear him murmur, "Let's see you use that Visa card now, Professor I-Don't-Give-A's-In-Computer-Science!"

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Posted by ashleyrena143 Jun 13, 2005

hehe thats so funny!

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Posted by cristufur Jul 31, 2005

number 5 was the best

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Posted by shimmermaid Sep 01, 2005

Haha! Excellent!

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Posted by j_mon Sep 01, 2005

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Posted by seandidy Sep 27, 2005


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Posted by monkey_D_Luffy Dec 07, 2005

I'd like to be a hacker for the CIA. GREAT JOKE!

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Posted by EnderofGames Mar 23, 2006

Number 1 was the best.

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Posted by coolhndsme Sep 08, 2006

very funny

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