WATER TO WINE


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Joke ID#3442
Funny (2.56)
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CategoryReligious  
Submitted ByAnchMike
Corrected By kellyc_12_2004
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An Irish priest is driving down to New York and gets stopped for speeding in Connecticut. The state trooper smells alcohol on the priest's breath and then sees an empty wine bottle on the floor of the car.

He says, "Sir, have you been drinking?"

"Just water," says the priest.

The trooper says, "Then why do I smell wine?"

The priest looks at the bottle and says, "Good Lord! He's done it again!"




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Posted by knightdog Feb 21, 2005

Shouldn't this one be under the religion section?

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