Top Nine Things Only Women Understand

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Submitted ByAnchMike
Corrected By lyris
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9. Why it's good to have five pairs of black shoes.
8. The difference between cream, ivory, and off-white.
7. Crying can be fun.
6. Fat clothes.
5. A salad, diet drink, and a hot fudge sundae make a balanced lunch.
4. Discovering a designer dress on the clearance rack can be considered a peak life experience.
3. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made.
2. A good man might be hard to find, but a good hairdresser is next to impossible.

And the number one thing only women understand...
1. Other women!

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Posted by darthforman May 17, 2005

lol rock on man. this is AWESOME!

Comment score: 3  

Posted by deepsea Aug 26, 2005

i as a tom-boy only get #5

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Posted by idiot_genius May 02, 2006

I only have 3 pairs of black shoes!

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Posted by Shastaki May 24, 2006

I have several pairs of black shoes, and I really sympathize with #3!

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Posted by shimmermaid May 24, 2006

Well, duh! We just KNOW these things....don't you?

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Posted by hubluza Jun 11, 2006

me guy and me understand all those stupid

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Posted by Question_Sleep Jun 11, 2006

Say hello to my favorites list!

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Posted by ComfyAndJoy Jun 25, 2007

i'm a girl. i don't understand pretty much any of this. SOMETIMES i can understand other women. SOMETIMES.

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