Why are Married Women...

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Submitted ByAnchMike
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Why are married women heavier than single women?

Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed.

Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.

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Posted by confusedONE6464 Oct 19, 2005

That was awesome!! Love it!!

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Posted by rlb0613 Oct 19, 2005

That is sooooo funny but soooo true!!!

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Posted by shimmermaid Oct 23, 2005

GROAN~ Sigh...That's funny. Keep em comin'!

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