A Minister Decided to Do...

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Submitted ByAnchMike
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A minister decided to do something a little different one Sunday morning. He said "Today, church members, I am going to say a single word and you are going to help me preach. Whatever single word I say, I want you to sing whatever hymn that comes to your mind."

The pastor shouted out, "Cross."
Immediately the congregation started singing in unison, "The Old Rugged Cross."

The Pastor hollered out "Grace."
The congregation began to sing, "Amazing Grace, how sweet the sound..."

The Pastor said, "Power."
The congregation sang, "There is Power in the Blood."

The Pastor said, "Sex."
The congregation fell in total silence; everyone was in shock. They all nervously began to look around at each other, afraid to say anything. Then, way in the back of the church, a little old grandmother stood up and began to sing,

........."Precious Memories".

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Posted by fauck Jul 19, 2005

what does this mean??

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Posted by juggleboy502 Jul 26, 2005

er... its kinda hard to explain um... they had to sing a song to explain the word that the pastor gave them... so when he said $ex, the woman started singing "precious memories" meaning she had good memories of... $?x... get it now??!! :@) < piggy lol

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Posted by fauck Jul 26, 2005

thx for explaining now i get it

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Posted by stacy Jul 30, 2005

I think the funny meaning is that: the old lady said " precious memories" means that the thing like sex is somewhat very far away but sweet ...

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Posted by stacy Jul 30, 2005

I mean very far away but sweet for her ( the old lady).

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