A True Atheist

Joke ID#3362
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Submitted ByAnchMike
Corrected By boodler
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An atheist was spending a quiet day fishing when suddenly his boat was attacked by the Loch Ness monster. In one easy flip, the beast tossed him and his boat high into the air; then it opened its mouth to swallow both.

As the man sailed head over heels, he cried out, "Oh, my God! Help me!"

At once, the ferocious attack scene froze in place, and as the atheist hung in mid-air, a booming voice came down from the clouds, "I thought you didn't believe in Me!"

"Come on God, give me a break!!" the man pleaded. "two minutes ago I didn't believe in the Loch Ness monster either!"

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Posted by shimmermaid Jun 22, 2005

i heard one like that ! love it

Comment score: 3  

Posted by darthforman Jun 22, 2005

Ha Ha Ha!

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Posted by hubluza Jun 22, 2006

go anchmike

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Posted by Battery Jun 22, 2006

EVERYBODY! You may only vote on this joke every june 22nd. haha im just kidding . Thats really weird tho.

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Posted by Shastaki Jun 22, 2006

Ha! Nice! Funny and original!

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Posted by Jeni_Music_Girl Jun 22, 2006

That's really really cool!!!

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