A Man Inserted...

Joke ID#3360
Funny (2.95)
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CategoryMen / Women  
Submitted ByAnchMike
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A man inserted an 'ad' in the classified: "Wife wanted".

Next day he received a hundred letters.

They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."

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Posted by bird_luver Mar 04, 2005

i ♥ this joke!! its definetely in my faves, no matter wut n e 1 says!!!

Comment score: 3  

Posted by erniedingus Aug 24, 2005

how did u get dat heart in ur message???? gr8 joke by da way, shud b da otha way round tho lol

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Posted by cheer492 Mar 04, 2006

i love this joke 2

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Posted by bird_luver Mar 04, 2006

When read again, it sounds a bit gender-incriminating or whatever. I read this just now, and couldn't believe it was me that had put in the first comment. It's a good joke, but I find it offensive. By the way, a heart = ♥ = Start; Run; Charmap.exe; there's a heart and heaps more on the thing that comes down. Message me if you need more info!

Comment score: 1  

Posted by shimmermaid Mar 05, 2006

Bad title, but not gender discriminate...

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Posted by locked_in_hell Nov 18, 2006


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Posted by Alexeagle Nov 29, 2007

♥♥♥♥♥♥ P.S. Type Alt+3 on the num lock keypad.

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