Definitions By Gender


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Joke ID#3295
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Submitted ByAnchMike
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THINGY:
female: Any part under a car's hood.
male: The strap fastener on a woman's bra

VULNERABLE:
female: Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
male: Playing football without a helmet.

COMMUNICATION:
female: The sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
male: Leaving a note before suddenly taking off for the weekend with the boys.

BUTT:
female: The body part that "looks bigger" no matter what is worn.
male: What you slap when someone scores a touchdown, home run, or goal. Also good for mooning.

COMMITMENT:
female: A desire to get married and raise a family.
male: Trying not to pick up other women while out with the girlfriend.

ENTERTAINMENT:
female: A good movie, concert, play or book.
male: Anything that can be done while drinking.

FLATULENCE:
female: An embarrassing by-product of digestion.
male: An endless source of entertainment, self-expression and essential element of male bonding.




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Posted by juggleboy502 Jul 26, 2005

that last one's hilarious!!!

Comment score: 2  

Posted by ComfyAndJoy Jan 14, 2008

that last one, that's us girls's only form of entertainment around here! lol, we def. get our kicks from it.

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