You're Getting Old When...


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Joke ID#3282
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Submitted ByAnchMike
Corrected By boodler
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You're getting old when...
your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make love," and you answer, "Honey, I can't do both!"

your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.

a sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door.

you don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.

you are cautioned to slow down by the doctor, instead of the police.

"Getting a little action" means, "I don't need to take any fiber today."

"getting lucky" means you find your car in the parking lot.

an "all nighter" means not getting up to pee!




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