Make a Sentence


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Joke ID#328
Funny (2.6)
Rating (0.64)
CategoryChildren  
Submitted Bymorrigan
Corrected By boodler
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Children were called upon in a classroom to make sentences with words chosen by the teacher. The teacher smiled when Jack raised his hand to participate. She gave him the words 'defeat', 'deduct', 'defence' and 'detail'. Jack stood seriously for a while with all eyes focused on him awaiting his reply.

"Defeat of Deduct went over defence before detail!"




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Posted by RattlesA-K-A Jun 17, 2005

OH! THAT'S WHY THERE WERE NO COMMENT'S TO THIS JOKE! JUST KIDDING.......COOL JOKE

Comment score: 1  

Posted by erniedingus Aug 28, 2005

he is saying that 'de feet of de duck went over de fence before de tail' gr8 joke!!

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Posted by silly_goose Nov 16, 2006

Yay! A "Lil Johnny" type joke that isn't crass! Good job!

Comment score: 2  

Posted by ntsoaky Nov 16, 2006

OMG! *gasp* this is a side splitter!!

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Posted by Jokester Feb 26, 2008

Or "I cannot think of a sentence with the words 'defeat,' 'deduct,' 'detail,' or 'defence'.

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