Spell What?

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Submitted Bybumblebee33
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A man decided he wanted a divorce from his wife of 30 years. After the divorce, they went their separate ways and never saw each other again. A number of years later, the woman died. When she was standing at St. Peter's Gate, he asked her "How was your life?" She replied "It was horrible. My husband of 30 years wanted a divorce, and he took everything. I was really depressed, and I died alone in a car crash." St. Peter responded, "To get into heaven, you have to spell one word." "Okay, what's the word?" "Love" The woman smiled and said "L-O-V-E" "Very good. Welcome to heaven!" A few months later, St. Peter approached the woman, and asked her if she could watch the gate for a few hours. The woman responded "Sure, No problem." While she was watching the gate, she saw her ex-husband approaching. The woman asked him "How has your life gone?" The man smiled and responded, "Well, after our divorce, I was successful in the stock market, become a millionaire, then retired early. I married a 21 year old underwear model. We had the best life, and I died in my sleep on our private beach in Hawaii." The woman smiled faintly, and said "that's nice." The man said "What do I have to do to get into heaven?" "Well, you have to spell one word." "Okay, what's the word?" The woman grinned, and said "Czechoslovakia"

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Posted by imlaughin Nov 12, 2005

revenge is sweet

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Posted by taran083 Feb 01, 2006

suppose he got the word right? lol

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