Eight-year-old Sally...

Joke ID#3270
Funny (3.05)
Rating (0.57)
CategoryMen / Women  
Submitted ByAnchMike
Corrected By Newf
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Eight year old Sally brought her report card home from school. Her marks were good, mostly A's and a couple of B's. However, her teacher had written across the bottom:

"Sally is a smart little girl, but she has one fault.
She talks too much in school. I have an idea I am going to try, which I think may break her of the habit."

Sally's dad signed her report card, putting a note on the back: "Please let me know if your idea works on Sally because I would like to try it out on her mother."

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Posted by darthforman May 01, 2005

Good one. Ha Ha Ha HA. lol !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHH!!!! HA!HA!HA!

Comment score: 8  

Posted by sugar May 01, 2005

This one was funny. nice job!

Comment score: 8  

Posted by darthclown May 04, 2005

Loved it, couldn't stop laughing for about 15 min.

Comment score: 4  

Posted by Magic_Heiress Aug 08, 2006

um...am i missing somthing cuz i dont get it...

Comment score: 1  

Posted by dragonlilly1 Aug 13, 2006

OOOOOHHHHHHH I'd hate to be him when his wife finds out!!!!!

Comment score: 3  

Posted by coolhndsme Aug 13, 2006

very funny good job

Comment score: 3  

Posted by cheer492 Aug 13, 2006


Comment score: 2  

Posted by debbiedoesjokes7 Aug 13, 2006

It's funny...Yet not funny. I rate it in my humble opinion a -1. I'd like to see him try it on his wife & her decide to give him a time-out.

Comment score: 2  

Posted by debbiedoesjokes7 Aug 13, 2006

Why does 'newf' correct everyone?

Comment score: 2  

Posted by hubluza Aug 14, 2006

cuz shes an editor

Comment score: -1  

Posted by scatteam_2 Aug 14, 2007

hahaha thats great! and its one of those jokes where you dont have to use your brain to figure it out. lots of people say "i dont get it" and it ruins the joke when people have to explain but this is straight out!

Comment score: 0  

Posted by reptile5000 Aug 14, 2007

IMHO, I think jokes are funnier when they aren't obvious, but that's just me. Good joke, bad punchline.

Comment score: -1  

Posted by popesantaxiv Aug 14, 2007

LOL. =] I wonder what the idea was...

Comment score: 1  

Posted by sulphhemoglobia Aug 14, 2007

The truth does hurt eaven when Funny!! By the way my wife laughed at this joke!!

Comment score: -1  

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