Three Little Pigs


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Submitted ByChristina0213
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A pig walks into a bar and asks for a glass of water. It drinks it, then asks where the bathroom is. The bartender points him in the right direction and pays no more attention to the pig.

Another pig walks into the bar, orders two glasses of water. He drinks them and asks where the bathroom is. The bartender points him in the right direction and then turns his attention back to his work.

A third pig walks in, orders five glasses of water, and drinks them all down. He gets up to leave and says goodbye to the bartender. "Wait," says the bartender, curious, "Aren't you going to ask where the bathroom is?"

"Nope," says the pig, "I'm the pig that goes wee wee wee all the way home."

-Courtesy of my cousin




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Posted by fauck Jun 29, 2005

what does this mean??

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Posted by course Mar 28, 2006

no idea i don't get it either

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Posted by lyris Apr 18, 2006

He's the guy that pees in his pants on the way home, I think

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Posted by fauck Apr 18, 2006

where did you get that? there is nothing about pee in the joke.

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Posted by locked_in_hell Aug 27, 2006

i got it. wee=pee. babysit little kids, u'll hear one say wee wee instead of pee.

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Posted by BBKatsu Dec 05, 2007

There's some old nursery rhyme where some little pig goes to market and some otherpig goes 'wee wee wee' all the way home.

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Posted by eggface Dec 18, 2008

"This little piggy went to market. This little piggy stayed at home. This little piggy had roast beef. This little piggy had none. And this little piggy cried wee wee wee all the way home."

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