World War 3

Joke ID#3187
Funny (2.57)
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CategoryNews / Politics  
Submitted Byarjun
Corrected By boodler
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George W. Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn`t that Bush and Powell sitting over there?"
The barman says, "Yep, that`s them."

So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honor. What are you guys doing in here?"
Bush says, "We`re planning World War III".
And the guy says, "Really? What`s going to happen?"

Bush says, "Well, we`re going to kill 140 million Iraqis and one intelligent blonde."

The guy exclaimed, "Intelligent blonde! Why kill a blonde?"

Bush turns to Powell, punches him on the shoulder and says, "See, smart ass? I told you no one would worry about the 140 million Iraqis!"

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Posted by knightdog Feb 13, 2005

Did that really happen!? It sounds possible.

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