Not Sticking!!

Joke ID#3178
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CategoryNews / Politics  
Submitted Byarjun
Corrected By AnchMike
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George W Bush wanted a special postage stamp issued, with his picture on it. He instructed his Postmaster General, stressing that it should be of international quality.

When the stamps were released, Bush heard complaints that the stamps were not sticking properly, and he become furious.

He called the chief of the Secret Service and ordered him to investigate the matter.

The chief checked the matter out at several post offices, and then reported on the problem to Bush.

He said, "Sir, the stamp is really of international quality. The problem is, our citizens are spitting on the wrong side!"

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Posted by vvz227 Oct 14, 2003

lol! i heard this joke but with sadam instead of bush

Comment score: 4  

Posted by imlaughin Aug 04, 2005

Funny! im LMAO!

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Posted by NYG7154 Nov 21, 2005


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Posted by Arielle_x3 Nov 21, 2005

it's just a joke shellshoe, and a pretty good one.

Comment score: 2  

Posted by SweetTooth1479 Nov 21, 2005

my that wuz a goood 1

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Posted by idiot_genius May 11, 2006

to shellshoe: we are a united nation, just most of us are united against our leader. Did you know he broke the presidential record for the most vacations?

Comment score: 4  

Posted by mellew Dec 21, 2006

i agree with shellshoe and taran BUT a joke is a joke. use diff names if u need 2 but its a joke.

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Posted by coolhndsme Dec 28, 2006

very funny

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Posted by rac76 Dec 28, 2006

Very, Very good joke!!

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