Firing Squad

Joke ID#317
Funny (2.7)
Rating (0.73)
Submitted ByChristina0213
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A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde are all about to be shot by a firing squad. The redhead goes out first and stands in front of them. Right before they shoot, the redhead screams, "Tornado!" The firing squad turns to look, and the redhead runs away.

The brunette is up next, and decides it would be a good idea to to do the same thing that the redhead did. So, just as the firing squad is about to shoot, she screams, "Earthquake!" The firing squad looks around for a moment, distracted, giving the brunette just enough time to run away.

Then the blonde comes up and decides to copy the redhead and the brunette. Just as the firing squad is about to shoot, the blonde screams, "Fire!"

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Posted by candyqueen_5 Jul 08, 2005


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Posted by phantomgal Oct 09, 2005

i heard this one before only when they were about to shoot they say ready aim... still funny though

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