Who Am I?


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Joke ID#3102
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CategoryMen / Women  
Submitted Byalex1234
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A young man excitedly tells his mother he's fallen in love and is going to get married. He says, "Just for fun, Mom, I'm going to bring over three women and you try and guess which one I'm going to marry." The mother agrees. The next day, he brings three beautiful women into the house and sits them down on the couch and they chat for a while. He then says, "Okay, Mom. Guess which one I'm going to marry." She immediately replies, "The red-head in the middle." Stunned, the young man says, "That's amazing, Mom. You're right. How did you know?"

"I don't like her," she says.




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Posted by hilo Oct 03, 2003

ahahaha this is great

Comment score: 7  

Posted by primevil999 Oct 29, 2003

it's funny cuz it's true

Comment score: 6  

Posted by xinsanelyfunnyx Dec 27, 2003

u r hillarious man!

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Posted by JON0513 Jan 20, 2004

Good one, it reminds me of a story my mom and her parents.

Comment score: 3  

Posted by JmBannana Aug 12, 2004

Heh, Great joke

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Posted by fauck Aug 18, 2004

finally, one of few i understand

Comment score: 3  

Posted by silverqueen Feb 22, 2005

best ever.....

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Posted by annie9698 Feb 25, 2005

how true!

Comment score: 2  

Posted by purplepineapple Feb 25, 2005

the truth hurts! A LOT! good joke!

Comment score: 1  

Posted by dishwashergurrl Mar 29, 2005

it is'nt really a who am I joke, but it is hilarious, but I feel bad for the red-head.

Comment score: 1  

Posted by Roxygurl54 Apr 01, 2005

so true, so true!

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Posted by brain_dead Jan 01, 2006

great joke. i have to say, u deffently know what ur doing alex

Comment score: 1  

Posted by coolhndsme Apr 09, 2006

very funny

Comment score: 1  

Posted by shimmermaid Apr 10, 2006

Oh...it burns

Comment score: 1  

Posted by undercover_joker May 05, 2006

I look up to the mom, tell her how it is infront of her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Comment score: 3  

Posted by timmycool May 23, 2006

hahahahahahahaha!

Comment score: 2  

Posted by auntiesis Apr 13, 2007

Been there ! Very funny, too bad it's also too true.

Comment score: 1  

Posted by Alexeagle Nov 27, 2007

lol!

Comment score: 2  

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