Cat and Mouse


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Joke ID#292
Funny (2.61)
Rating (0.72)
CategoryReligious  
Submitted Bykittygirl126
Corrected By imlaughin
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One day, a cat dies and goes to heaven. God meets him at the gate and says,"You've been a good cat all of your life, anything you want is yours." The cat says"Well, I lived with a poor family and had to sleep on a hard wood floor." Instantly, a fluffy pillow appears. The cat hops onto it and falls asleep.

A week later, five mice die and go to heaven as well. God meets them at the gate and makes them the same offer. They reply "All of our life, we've been chased by cats, dogs, and women with brooms. If only we didn't have to run anymore...." They are each fitted with a custom pair of roller skates.

A month later, God decides to check up on the cat. He asks "How are you doing? Are you happy?" Kitty answers " Life here is SUPER! Oh, and by the way, those meals on wheels you've been sending over are the best!"




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Posted by kittygirl126 May 25, 2003

Of which other joke, might I ask?

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Posted by jonesy Dec 22, 2004

That is really cute! Good job!

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Posted by shimmermaid Jul 03, 2005

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Posted by NYG7154 Dec 24, 2005

CATS RULE

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Posted by actsingdance247 Apr 29, 2006

cats do rule

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Posted by locked_in_hell Aug 28, 2006

lmao

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