You Looked Like My Wife

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A drunk walked into a bar and, after staring for sometime at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her and kissed her. She jumped up and slapped him silly. He immediately apologized and explained, "I'm sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her."

"Why you worthless, insufferable, wretched, no good drunk!" she screamed.

"Funny," he muttered, "you even sound exactly like her."

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Posted by sweetpeao4o3 Feb 17, 2005

i don't get it...

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Posted by maria_08540 Apr 16, 2005

His wife is always complaining that he's a "worthless, insufferable, wretched, no good drunk" Does that help?

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Posted by Fathead Oct 23, 2018

That WAS his wife.

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