Grandfather


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Joke ID#2824
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Submitted Byalex1234
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After being with her all evening, the man couldn't take another minute with his blind date. Earlier, he had secretly arranged to have a friend call him to the phone so he would have an excuse to leave if something like this happened.

When he returned to the table, he lowered his eyes, put on a grim expression and said, "I have some bad news. My grandfather just died."

"Thank heavens," his date replied. "If yours hadn't, mine would have had to!"




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Posted by 7catac7 Nov 01, 2003

I don't get it.

Comment score: 1  

Posted by absy Dec 14, 2003

they both had a backup plan for a friend to call with a "tragedy" in case they hated their date. so when he said his grandfather had died, that was her plan too....

Comment score: 3  

Posted by shimmermaid Jun 02, 2005

well, I liked it. very good!

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Posted by darthforman Jun 06, 2005

OH, HA HA!

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Posted by SexyChic Jun 09, 2005

I certainly enjoyed that one. The woman certainly showed the man that it wasn't he alone that wanted an escape! One for the ladies!

Comment score: 2  

Posted by stang99 Jun 06, 2006

OK. That was really good. Keep it up.

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