IN the military

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Submitted Byalex1234
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A young , attractive woman thought she might have some fun with a stiff-looking military man at a cocktail party, so she walked over and asked him, "Major, when was the last time you had sex?"

"1956," was his reply. "No wonder you look so uptight!" she exclaimed. "Major, you need to get out more!"

"I'm not sure I understand you," he answered, glancing at his watch, ..."It's only 2014 now."

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Posted by rocklover5592 May 25, 2005


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Posted by dudett34 Jul 18, 2005

huh??i dont get it

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Posted by Celanba May 14, 2006

He was talking about a twenty-four hour clock. She thought he was talking about years.

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