It Ain't Easy To Be Me

Joke ID#2775
Funny (2.09)
Rating (2.13)
CategoryOther / Misc  
Submitted Byxiaobaby
Corrected By boodler
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It ain't easy to be a dick;

I've got a head I can't think with,
An eye I can't see out of.

I have to hang around with two nuts all the time.
My closest neighbour is a real asshole.
My best friend is a pussy.

And every time I get excited, I throw up;
And worst of all, my owner beats me.

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