Installing Carpet

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A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to realize he'd lost his cigarettes.

In the middle of the room, under the carpet, was a bump.

''No sense pulling up the entire floor for one pack of smokes,'' he said to himself. He proceeded to get out his hammer and flattened the hump.

As he was cleaning up, the lady came in. ''Here,'' she said, handling him his pack of cigarettes. ''I found them in the hallway.''

''Now,'' she said, ''if only I could find my parakeet. ''

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Posted by alex1234 Sep 10, 2003

i have heard this one before, but I dont think it was on here

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Posted by 7catac7 Oct 27, 2003

sad, but funny

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Posted by absy Dec 07, 2003

awwwwwwwwwwwwww thats so sad....but OMG thats funny as crap...*rofl*

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Posted by your_king Mar 04, 2004

This joke plays on an old urban myth. Instead of a bird it was some ones hamster under the carpet.

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Posted by mamacaboose Aug 17, 2005

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