Bar fight

Joke ID#2765
Funny (2.24)
Rating (0.7)
Submitted Bytyranos
Corrected By newf
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A lawyer, a carpenter and an astronaut were having drinks in a bar when suddenly one gets up and hits the other.
"who hit me?"
"It wasn't me."
"I didn't see too much either."

"It must have been the dog"
"What dog?"
"I'm blind so I couldn't see a dog."

"Doh, that means I hit myself."
"hahahahaha how strange I thought you guys had hit me. Sorry about that."

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Posted by tyranos Sep 10, 2003

Excellent teaser, if there is one bad bar fight teaser I haven't heard it. Keep up the good work.

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