Trip to the Gynecologist

Joke ID#2714
Funny (3.16)
Rating (1.31)
CategoryMen / Women  
Submitted Byxiaobaby
Corrected By anchmike
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A woman had an appointment in the morning with her gynecologist and was running late. She hadn't had the time to give herself a proper washup so she took a washcloth and gave herself a wash in 'that area' in front of the sink. She threw the cloth into the wash basket after making sure she was presentable and drove to her appointment.

She was silent throughout the checkup and ignored the gynecologist when he said, "My... We have taken a little extra effort this morning, haven't we?"

It was only until after the day was over when her daughter called to ask if she had seen where her washcloth was. The woman told her to get a fresh piece from the cabinet but the daughter said, "No, I need that one that was here by the sink. It had all my glitter and sparkles in it."

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Posted by fauck Jun 29, 2005

what does this mean?

Comment score: 5  

Posted by SamanthaGold Jul 21, 2005

It means she wiped her body with the glittery cloth so she has glitter on her body.

Comment score: 10  

Posted by mellew Jun 17, 2006

omgosh! and that is y u should always keep urself clean. luv the joke tho

Comment score: 4  

Posted by hotchick_802 Jul 24, 2006

after cleaning herself she should have atleast checked herself in the mirror, then when she saw herself; maybe cancel the appointment.

Comment score: 2  

Posted by ntsoaky Nov 21, 2006

u don hav 2 cancel ur appointment 4 sparkles n glitter that can b washed away in a few seconds! Hilarious

Comment score: 3  

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