Prized Possesion

Joke ID#2709
Funny (2.52)
Rating (2.45)
Submitted Byxiaobaby
Corrected By boodler
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A mortician was examining Mr. Zeron's body before sending it to be cremated. He discovered the longest private part he had ever seen on Zeron. He felt it a pity to cremate him with it, so, apologising to the corpse, the mortician used his tools to remove the tremendously huge private part.

The mortician stuffed the prize possesion into his briefcase and took it home to show his wife. "I have something to show you that you won't believe," he said and opened his briefcase.

Upon seeing it, his wife cried, "Oh my God! Zeron is dead!"

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Posted by ass_hole Jun 16, 2005

damn funny

Comment score: 8  

Posted by boodler May 27, 2006

The original of this joke goes back at least 500 years!

Comment score: -1  

Posted by mashfreak4077 May 25, 2008

This joke is hilarious! I totally did not expect that at the end. Love it!!! keep putting on more jokes!

Comment score: 1  

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