Not this time

Joke ID#2708
Funny (3.19)
Rating (1.55)
CategoryMen / Women  
Submitted Byxiaobaby
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A middle-aged couple had two beautiful teenage daughters and decided to try one last time for a son. After months, the wife finally got pregnant and after nine months, bore a healthy baby boy. The elated father rushed to the nursery to check on his infant. He was horrified to see the ugliest child he had ever saw.

He went to his wife and said that there was no way he could be the father of that child. "Look at the two beautiful daughters I fathered." Then he gave her a stern look and asked, "Have you been fooling around on me?"

The wife smiled sweetly, "Not this time..."

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Posted by juggleboy502 Jun 13, 2005

this is one of those jokes where you look at the screen wide-eyed, and with your mouth hanging open... great joke =-O

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Posted by juggleboy502 Jul 10, 2005

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Posted by Dawn830w Dec 10, 2005

Oh my gosh... That is so funny that I am still laughing

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Posted by undercover_joker May 06, 2006

now that is called a burn!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Posted by mellew Jun 16, 2006

not this time... i luved it

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Posted by mydarklife Aug 18, 2006

loved it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it was great

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Posted by joker123 Apr 27, 2007

i dont get it :-(

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Posted by cookie7878 Dec 13, 2007

Joker, it means that the father is not the father of the two beautiful teenage daughters.

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