I Said Up

Joke ID#27
Funny (0.96)
Rating (0.84)
CategoryOther / Misc  
Submitted Bysomething
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A drunk man walked up to an elevator. He pressed the up button and opened the doors before the elevator could come down to him. He fell all the way down, and said, "Darn it, I said up."

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Posted by Drunky Mar 15, 2003

how does this count as even mildly dirty? If its because of the word drunk then my username should be rated PG-13

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Posted by sissy245 Apr 05, 2005

its not dirty...... thats why its G

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