To Be 6 Again


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Joke ID#2664
Funny (2.98)
Rating (0.66)
CategoryMen / Women  
Submitted ByNewf
Corrected By boodler
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A man asked his wife what she'd like for her 40th birthday.

"I'd love to be six again," she replied.

On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early, and off they went to a local theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Screaming Loop, the Wall of Fear, everything there was! Wow!

Five hours later, she staggered out of the theme park, her head reeling and her stomach upside down. Right to a McDonald's they went, where her husband ordered her a Happy Meal along with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake.

Then, it was off to a movie - the latest Disney; and what a fabulous adventure!

Finally, she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed. He leaned over and lovingly asked, "Well, dear, what was it like being six again?"

With one eye opened she said "You idiot, I meant my dress size."




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Posted by violasrule Apr 13, 2006

She seemed to be having fun...

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