Joke ID#2658
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Submitted ByNewf
Corrected By boodler
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An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening of religious service when she was startled by an intruder. As she caught the man in the act of robbing her home of its valuables, she yelled, "Stop....Acts 2:38!" (Turn from your sin).

The burglar stopped dead in his tracks. The woman calmly called the police and explained what she had done. As the officer cuffed the man to take him in, he asked the burglar, "Why did you just stand there? All she did was yell a scripture to you."

"Scripture?" replied the burglar. "She said she had an AXE and two 38's!"

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Posted by boodler May 10, 2006

This is all down to the mindset of the burglar; an axe and two .38s was what his brain deciphered!

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