Anything


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Joke ID#2643
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Submitted Byrose_rox
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A student comes to a young professor's office hours. She glances down the hall, closes his door, and kneels pleadingly.

"I would do *anything* to pass this exam." She leans closer to him, flips back her hair, and gazes meaningfully into his eyes.

"I mean..." she repeats, "...I would do...*anything*."

He returns her gaze. "Anything?"

"*Anything*."

His voice softens. "*Anything*??"

"*Anything*."

His voice turns to a whisper. "Would you...*study*?"





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Posted by beanie89 Oct 27, 2003

Ha Ha Ha Good one rose rox!

Comment score: 4  

Posted by Jonesy Dec 27, 2004

This is actually a comment that Kevin Spacey says on the movie The Life of David Gale!

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Posted by dishwashergurrl Mar 29, 2005

Awsome joke.

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Posted by swimgeek101 Apr 10, 2005

That was FUNNY! Haha! Good one!

Comment score: 3  

Posted by RattlesA-K-A Jun 15, 2005

WOW...ha!....goo one i kinda knew where it was going

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Posted by Fathead Oct 22, 2012

Brilliant!

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