Poor Sign Language

Joke ID#2642
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Submitted Byrose_rox
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There was a couple doing yard work, and the wife stops to go up and take a shower. The husband is looking for the rake and yells to his wife, who looks out of the upstairs bathroom window, "Where's the rake?"

She can't hear him, so he points to his eye (I), points to his knee (need) and then makes raking motions.

"What?" she yells, confused. So he goes through the whole routine again.

She nods as if she understands and then points to her eye, squeezes her left breast, slaps her bum and then rubs her crotch.

Her husband is somewhat confused, but totally aroused, so he quickly goes in the house, up the stairs, and into the bathroom. "What did you say?"

She answered, "I said, 'Eye, left tit, behind, the bush.'"

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Posted by rose_rox Aug 31, 2003

I hope this isn't too much the same as "Hand Saw"...

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