A Night to Remember

Joke ID#2596
Funny (2.98)
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CategoryMen / Women  
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A wealthy couple had planned to go out for the evening. The woman of the house decided to give their butler, Jerves, the rest of the night off. She said they would be home very late, and that he should just enjoy his evening.

As it turned out, however, the wife wasn't having a good time at the party, so she came home early, alone. Her husband had to stay with the others since several of his important clients were there.

As the woman walked into her house, she saw Jerves
sitting by himself in the dining room. She called for
him to follow her, and led him into the master bedroom. She then closed and locked the door.

She looked at him and smiled. "Jerves," she said, "take off my dress." He did this carefully. "Jerves," she continued, "take off my stockings and garter." He silently obeyed her. "Jerves," she then said, "remove my bra and panties." As he did this, the tension continued to mount.

She looked at him and then said, "Jerves, if I ever
catch you wearing my clothes again, you're fired!"

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Posted by vvz227 Aug 22, 2003

i dont get it

Comment score: 2  

Posted by Drunky Aug 23, 2003

Its sounds like Jerves is being forced to strip the woman, but we find out at the end he was taking the clothes off himself. So basically when the couple isnt home, the butler dresses as a woman... BTW this is a dupe sorry.

Comment score: 3  

Posted by vvz227 Nov 27, 2003

ooo!!! lol! thats a good one!

Comment score: 1  

Posted by joke_lover_101 Apr 07, 2006

aawwww i thought they were going to do it

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Posted by hotchick_802 Jul 28, 2006

i still dont get it

Comment score: -1  

Posted by ntsoaky Sep 08, 2006

i didnt see that coming! Good one

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