FIRE!!!


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Joke ID#2549
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Submitted Bydsquared
Corrected By timmycool
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One dark night outside a small town, a fire started inside the local chemical plant and in a blink it exploded into flames.

The alarm went out to the fire departments from miles around. When the volunteer fire fighters appeared on the scene, the chemical company president rushed to the fire chief and said,"All of our
secret formulas are in the vault in the center of the plant. They must be saved. I will give $50,000 to the fire department that brings them out intact.

But the roaring flames held the firefighters off.

Soon more fire departments had to be called in as the situation became desperate. As the firemen arrived, the president shouted out that the offer was now $100,000 to the fire department who could
bring out the company's secret files.

From the distance, a lone siren was heard as another fire truck came into sight. It was the nearby rural township volunteer fire company of Danielson, composed entirely of men over the age of 65.

To everyone's amazement, the little run-down fire engine passed all the newer sleek engines parked outside the plant and drove straight into the middle of the inferno. Outside the other firemen watched as the old timers jumped off and began to fight the fire with a performance and effort never seen before.

Within a short time, the old timers had extinguished the fire and saved the secret formulas.

The grateful chemical company president joyfully accounced that for such a superhuman feat he was upping the reward to $200,000, and walked over to personally thank each of the brave, though elderly, fire fighters.

The local TV news reporters rushed in after capturing the event on film asking, "What are you going to do with all that money"?

"Well," said Mo, the 70-year-old fire chief, The first thing we are going to do is fix the brakes on that f*cking truck"!




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Posted by datra16 Oct 13, 2003

hahahahaha!! that was great.

Comment score: 1  

Posted by Monique114 Feb 14, 2004

Lol, great joke!

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Posted by irishflower Dec 05, 2005

I CANT STOP LAUGHING ITS MAKING ME CRY- HEY, WHY WONT THE CAPS LOCK TURN OFF? AAAARRRRGGGG!!!

Comment score: 3  

Posted by kikadez Mar 18, 2006

i get it now it is so funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL

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Posted by popesantaxiv May 06, 2006

ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!! imagine...."GRANPA! GRANPA! YOU were so brave!!" HAHHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!

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Posted by undercover_joker May 06, 2006

huh funny not really, ok it was funny but not that much so calm down people!!!!!!!!

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Posted by Shastaki Jun 16, 2006

Hilarious!!

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Posted by cubsfan1 Aug 30, 2006

ALL YOUR JOKES ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Posted by ntsoaky Sep 06, 2006

This is a classic. I cant breathe from laughing 2 much. Brrrrrrrrilliant!

Comment score: 2  

Posted by phoenixoflife Oct 17, 2006

I love it

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Posted by z3us Oct 16, 2007

I've read something similar to this in my e-mail, but IT STILL CRACKS ME UP!!!

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Posted by juan3629 Oct 11, 2011

HAHAhaha hilarious good one

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