A Religious Bear


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Joke ID#2429
Funny (2.87)
Rating (0.63)
CategoryReligious  
Submitted ByNewf
Corrected By Fathead
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In the middle of a forest, there was a hunter who was suddenly confronted by a huge, mean bear. In his fear, all attempts to shoot the bear were unsuccessful. Finally, he turned and ran as fast as he could.

The hunter ran and ran and ran, until he ended up at the edge of a very steep cliff. His hopes were dim. Seeing no way out of his predicament, and with the bear closing in rather quickly, the hunter got down on his knees, opened his arms, and exclaimed, "Dear God! Please give this bear some religion!"

The skies darkened and there was lightning in the air. Just a few feet short of the hunter, the bear came to an abrupt stop, and glanced around, somewhat confused.

Suddenly, the bear looked up into the sky and said, "Thank you, God, for the food I'm about to receive...."




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Posted by shimmermaid Nov 06, 2005

funny, but I have heard it before on this site..

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Posted by FrostedTangerine Jan 31, 2006

HAHAHAHAHA SO hilarious

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