Dry Cleaners


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Joke ID#24
Funny (2.51)
Rating (2.46)
CategoryBlond  
Submitted Bydumbell
Corrected By boodler
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An Essex girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter.

"I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress," she says.

"Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear.

"No" she replies. "This time it's mayonnaise."



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Posted by Mad-Ade Mar 13, 2003

Dumbell!! and hear is me thinking you are a fine upstanding pillar of the community, then you come (no pun) out with filth like this. I love it

Comment score: -1  

Posted by purplepineapple Feb 11, 2005

I needed about two people tryin to explain it to me!! But it was funny once i understood it!!

Comment score: 1  

Posted by rae09 Apr 19, 2005

I don't get it

Comment score: 1  

Posted by Magic_Heiress Jun 11, 2005

I think I get it. Not sure. Can someone please explain...

Comment score: 2  

Posted by Dawn830w Aug 20, 2005

Magic_Heiress...a pun on the word come. (cum)

Comment score: 2  

Posted by phantomgal Sep 13, 2005

i dont get it

Comment score: 2  

Posted by boodler May 30, 2006

You will, eventually, phantomgal, and all the others! You will, eventually!

Comment score: -1  

Posted by sweetmariah Aug 07, 2006

well, i was hoping to find a comment to explain it, but screw that idea. i don't get it.

Comment score: 3  

Posted by texas_aggies19 Oct 03, 2006

it's funny but i kinda dont get it

Comment score: 0  

Posted by ComfyAndJoy Jan 31, 2007

Sum1 plz explain

Comment score: 3  

Posted by ComfyAndJoy Apr 28, 2007

i'm still confused and going to stay this way if no one explains it

Comment score: 1  

Posted by ComfyAndJoy Apr 28, 2007

i'm still confused and going to stay this way if no one explains it

Comment score: 3  

Posted by ComfyAndJoy Jun 23, 2007

AHEM!!! GET THIS THROUGH U GUYS' THICK SKULLS! EXPLAIN THIS TO ME! i'd appriciate it greatly

Comment score: 1  

Posted by ComfyAndJoy Jul 18, 2007

You all SUCK! i've been trying to get u thickskulled peeps to explain this to me, when i REALLY do not get it... i've been trying to get an answer for the past forever so just screw the idea

Comment score: 1  

Posted by ComfyAndJoy Oct 02, 2007

YOU KNOW, I WUZ KINDA HOPIN THAT SOMEONE WOULD FEAL BAD AND BY NO HAVE EXPLAINED THIS, BUT APPARENTLY, YOU GUYS 1. ALL SUCK 2. ARE THICK SKULLED AND 3. ARE NOT VERY NICE YOU KNOW WHAT DUMBBELL?? YOU ARE A DUMBELLFOR NOT EXPLAINING THIS DUMB JOKE, AND YOU'RE THE ONE THAT POSTED IT!! SCREW YOU ALL

Comment score: 1  

Posted by mmmcla01 Apr 08, 2008

not sure if u understand yet ComfyAndJoy..but for u and anyone else who doesnt get it...its a "play one words"...the blond thinks the clerk is asking if the dress has "cum" on it (again)..she says "no its mayonnaise"..but what the guy was really asking was for the blond to repeat herself, as he didnt hear what she said ("come again") hope this helped :]

Comment score: 0  

Posted by eggface Dec 05, 2008

Essex girl! Where do you mean Essex?? In Englang?????????????

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