Rounds For Everyone

Joke ID#239
Funny (2.4)
Rating (0.9)
Submitted ByDrunky
Corrected By boodler
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A man walks into the bar and orders a round of beer for everyone. He even tells the bartender to pour himself one. So the bartender gives everyone the round and pours one for himself. He asks the man to pay, but the man says he has no money. The bartender is pissed so he beats up the man pretty bad then throws him out.
The next day the same man walks back in and orders a round of beer for everyone and even tells the bartender to give himself one. The bartender thinks the man isn't stupid enough to do the same thing twice, so he does it and asks the man to pay. So the man says again he has no money. Again the man is beat up and thrown out.
The next day the man comes back in and tells the bartender to give a round of beers to everyone.
The bartender replies in an angry voice, "What? No beer for me this time?"
The man says, "No way man, you're violent when you drink."

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Posted by marymary Apr 24, 2003

it was ok

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Posted by einat17 Oct 16, 2003

hmmm... drunky submitting bar jokes... anyone else see the irony here? :-) Good joke

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